I'll tumble 4 ya
New Fiona Apple
There’s been a little mix up regarding LA Reid’s tweet about her new album.
Time mag called epic/sony, rep says tweet was taken out of context. Her new album isn’t coming out this month, but definitely within the year (He did mention Fiona specifically, but also mentioned other artists. I’m guessing that’s the mix up).
And so, we hold our breath once more, just like David Blaine.
Iconoclast 2x03 Tarantino + Apple + haha… love the last gif
(via fuckyeahfionaapple)
Fiona Apple at Largo: “My New Songs Have Been Done for a Year”
Posted Wednesday, November 23, 2011 2:45 PM Jay Caspian Kang
(At one point, a fan requested new material. “I can’t remember [how to play] any of my new songs because they’ve been done for a fucking year,” Apple replied. “Not her fault!” said Brion.) By the third song, I was actively rooting against the past. This new Fiona Apple was so much better, so much more nuanced and thoughtful. At some point, she sang Cliff Edwards’ “Night Owl” with that massive orange wrap tightly secured around her shoulders. When she got to the chorus, “I’m a night owl,” she widened her eyes and spread out her arms, revealing the sparkly lining underneath, and flapped a few times.
WELL SHIT ON A DOG’S TITS.
thought it was a new album, but it was just a paper bag.
funny/sad…I’m in a glass cage of emotions!!!
(Source: fuckyeahfionaapple)
ahhhhhhh this is so awesommmmmmeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! (you can tell how awesome I think it is by how many extra characters I used (one character = 10 awesomes)
you never see reggie in .gifs like this! I need to learn how to make them. I wish my computer did suck farts so I was able to have photoshop or corel, and it would only take like 10 seconds max to open them
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Sexually-based offenses are considered extremely heinous
we’ll miss you, christopher meloni! at least now he has more time to fondle his sweaters……
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I suggest you take the threat of that slingshot very, very seriously.
oh look, it’s more pictures of the olsen twins!


just kiddingggggg….it’s a young fiona apple, THE SECRET THIRD OLSEN TWIN! (don’t think too hard about the term “third twin”)
ps to EIG: check out a nambla messageboard for van donations
(Source: everyoneisgay)



