Who better than the Olsen twins circa 1990(ish) to get your attention, RIGHT?! Before MaryKateorAshley shoot you in the face with their Full House stones, HERE IS SOME NEWS FOR YOU TO READ FROM EVERYONEISGAYDOTCOM:
#1 VERILYSLEEPS WON A SHIRT
VerilySleeps reblogged the new merch announcement last week! Dear Verily Sleeps, please send your address to info [at] everyoneisgay [dot] com and we will send you the goods! #thegoods
#2 YOU CAN WIN A SHIRT BY SIGNING THE MAILING LIST ON OUR HOMEPAGEIn case you just got reallllll sad that you didn’t win, here is another chance for you to be cloaked in free Everyone Is Gay goodies. Next Friday we will pick one person who has signed up for our mailing list and reward them with a free shirt of their choosing!! Go to our homepage to sign up (use the button on the left that says “We Have A Mailing List”!), and don’t panic, we probably won’t send out more than one or two updates every month…AND THEY WILL BE FUNNY OBVIOUSLY.
#3 WE ARE GOING ON TOUR AND NEED A VAN, HELP US HEREWe are going on tour! We haven’t announced a full roster of dates and places yet because we are still working on getting all of the paperwork in order for several schools (huge, huge thanks to Sloan for spearheading this entire effort, and additional huge, huge thanks to Gabi for working her tail off to make it all possible as well!) What we can tell you so far is this: We will be hitting a handful of schools in the New York and New Jersey area from September 19-September 23, and then we will be driving up and down the East coast from October 3 - October 30th, hitting schools such as Bard University in New York (10/3), Kenyon College in Ohio (10/11), Stetson University (10/25) and the University of Virginia (10/27)!
Our goal is to not only visit these schools, but to also document our efforts so that we can share them with the larger community, and that is where we need your help. We have crunched some numbers and discovered that if we can raise $6,000 additional dollars, we will have enough money to rent a van and hire a cameraperson to help us with the documentation. As of this morning, we have raised $283.60, so we only have $5,716.40 to go! Help us out by donating here: everyoneisgay.com/donate!!PS: If you know someone who is looking to donate their minivan, TELL THEM ABOUT US and let them know that we are fiscally sponsored which means their donation would be a tax write-off!
#4 YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY
xoxo K & DDonate to these ladies!! (Kristin and Danielle, not Mary Kate or Ashley, they’re most probably financially stable)
I suggest you take the threat of that slingshot very, very seriously.
oh look, it’s more pictures of the olsen twins!


just kiddingggggg….it’s a young fiona apple, THE SECRET THIRD OLSEN TWIN! (don’t think too hard about the term “third twin”)
ps to EIG: check out a nambla messageboard for van donations
(Source: everyoneisgay)